hes reading the biology book upside down
monkeys are better parents than white people
"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"
Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop. And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?
Best Kiss Cam.